Score: 7

"Losing some of the creative juices"

submission: Awesome Cracks Down

date: June 9, 2009

I dunno if its just me, but, this just wasnt funny much.

You only gets a 7 cause of the easter egg.

Score: 7

"Its cool"

submission: Naruto CC 4 - Beta

date: December 11, 2008

Much better than some of the other stuff Ive reviewed recently :P

I might be a bit generous but Im a huge Naruto fan, and putting me as a naruto cosplay character is a step closer to the real thing. I just hope I don't actually start looking up headbands and kunai...

Its cool, not the best dress-up ive seen but theres some cool mash-ups you can have. I reckon there is not enough clothes really, and things like Lee/Guy's green clothes should have been a must. Yeah, the main disappointment is the lack of choice, put in more clothes, more customization and you're onto a winner.

Oh, and the clothes-over-each-other buttons? Theyre awesome :)

Score: 2

"Im sick of this..."

submission: Link and Navi

date: November 28, 2008

It seems NG is becoming more of a portal for low-quality flash movies instead of high-quality ones. Don't get me wrong, you sure must of spent a long time working on this movie and yeah a lot of people enjoyed it, but the movie itself isn't at all very good. The jokes weren't funny, the ideas have already been done and there was no originality. I feel like its just another VG parody, which makes it 5'd just because of the VG references. Sure this is successful but geez Ive seen much better, and I know you could probably do much better.

Score: 8

"Nice."

submission: Dragonball Z - Filler

date: November 17, 2008

2nd best loop ever, just got beat by the morphing orgasm.

This was definately true, it got so annoying waiting for something to actually happen... but it just made me want to watch it more since it built up tension.

As for the flash itself, not bad bringing your own style of artwork into DBZ, it looks kinda nice. Maybe if you made a DBZ short...?

Score: 2

"Not funny"

submission: The Legend of David 1

date: November 15, 2008

This is terrible. I could go on for ages about how bad it is and how this has insulted in OoT masterpiece, but I feel my words would be wasted, as a lot of the "OMG LOOK AT THIS ITS LEIK SO AMAZINGGGGGG" side of newgrounds would just be with such a mental disorder not to realise. But I would have to say that its not at all funny, animation is terrible and art is just scribbled. If the "SO AMAZINGGGGGGGGG" people didnt orgasm at the sight of a LoZ parody, then this wouldnt of done so well. At least there was some effort in this, I would have to credit that.

Score: 9

"awesome"

submission: COGS OF WAR 2

date: November 12, 2008

exactly why i dont want GOW2.

Score: 4

"Why this game is deserving of this long review..."

submission: Pi-R Action

date: October 11, 2008

Im going to start at the positives, theres some good music from Blop (you should of credited blop though) and some basic everyone-knows-about gameplay, so its very pick-up-and-play. Invincibility and 10 points were nice litte gifts, and wii-compatible is always a nice boost. Its a very simple game, so theres nothing over-the-top about it. Um, Im starting to run out of things to say.

I could go on and on now about how good this game could of been but I shouldnt, I know you're not the most amazing flash programmer on the block and I cant expect you to of made the perfect game. What I will say is that you kinda stopped at what could of been more. For example, take my game SWW. We could of stopped at a few times, but we've kept building and building on top of it, until we can hopefully reach a skyscraper. Its like living in a flat when you can live in a house of your own.

Wow, I never knew I was that good at metaphorically speaking.

Score: 0

"what?"

submission: TakeTwo - Beginning

date: September 21, 2008

I get it and all but its boring, no animation and pretty pointless since you just got it off wikipedia anyways.

No stars for you!!!

Score: 10

"I LOVE THIS GAME!"

submission: < lightBot >

date: September 13, 2008

Im a programmer so when I saw this I was like "OMG MUST PLAY". I completed it using 196 commands :P If no-one knows how to do the last two levels, you know you can put a function in a function, right? :D I love this game so much but I was disappointed when the game ended. I would love to do more puzzles like these!

Score: 10

"OMG BRITCLOCK RELEASES ANOTHER FLASH"

submission: The Epitome of Cool

date: August 18, 2008

KTHXBAI.