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Awesome Cracks Down Awesome Cracks Down

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Losing some of the creative juices

I dunno if its just me, but, this just wasnt funny much.

You only gets a 7 cause of the easter egg.


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Link and Navi Link and Navi

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Im sick of this...

It seems NG is becoming more of a portal for low-quality flash movies instead of high-quality ones. Don't get me wrong, you sure must of spent a long time working on this movie and yeah a lot of people enjoyed it, but the movie itself isn't at all very good. The jokes weren't funny, the ideas have already been done and there was no originality. I feel like its just another VG parody, which makes it 5'd just because of the VG references. Sure this is successful but geez Ive seen much better, and I know you could probably do much better.


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Dragonball Z - Filler Dragonball Z - Filler

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice.

2nd best loop ever, just got beat by the morphing orgasm.

This was definately true, it got so annoying waiting for something to actually happen... but it just made me want to watch it more since it built up tension.

As for the flash itself, not bad bringing your own style of artwork into DBZ, it looks kinda nice. Maybe if you made a DBZ short...?


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The Legend of David 1 The Legend of David 1

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Not funny

This is terrible. I could go on for ages about how bad it is and how this has insulted in OoT masterpiece, but I feel my words would be wasted, as a lot of the "OMG LOOK AT THIS ITS LEIK SO AMAZINGGGGGG" side of newgrounds would just be with such a mental disorder not to realise. But I would have to say that its not at all funny, animation is terrible and art is just scribbled. If the "SO AMAZINGGGGGGGGG" people didnt orgasm at the sight of a LoZ parody, then this wouldnt of done so well. At least there was some effort in this, I would have to credit that.



COGS OF WAR 2 COGS OF WAR 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

awesome

exactly why i dont want GOW2.


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TakeTwo - Beginning TakeTwo - Beginning

Rated 0 / 5 stars

what?

I get it and all but its boring, no animation and pretty pointless since you just got it off wikipedia anyways.

No stars for you!!!


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The Epitome of Cool The Epitome of Cool

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG BRITCLOCK RELEASES ANOTHER FLASH

KTHXBAI.



Super Lag Bros. Brawl!!! Super Lag Bros. Brawl!!!

Rated 3 / 5 stars

omg yeah

I was just about to get wi-fi for my brawl even though I heard about all this stuff, thanks for putting me off...



Owls Owls

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Meh

Badger badger was better. Yet another recent highly-rated poor submission.

I dont see the good stuff about this.

I'll give you a 3/5 for trying though.



Charizard & Blastoise Charizard & Blastoise

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Eh...

When I first saw this I was like "Oh god no, not more pokemon porn on the net" but I was wrong.

I see a lot of reviews below this one saying "oh wow you worked so hard on this" and "Make more please!!!", I dont honestly see why.

I get the joke and everything, Blastoise pisses on Charizard harhar, but thats it. I was expecting much more, even in that filesize, unfortunately I was mistaken. The art is ok, they do look like their original versions but when animated you can blatently see you just stuck a load of movieclips together. Dont get me wrong, layers and that do work, but Blastoise had a pinned-on tail, rather like playing "pin the tail on the donkey".

Did I enjoy this movie? Not really, if anything I wasted time watching this, and even more time having to explain why I didnt enjoy it. There was little content, little effort, therefore little satisfaction.

If you do release another movie, try doing at least 3 sketches or something.


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