Djmr's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Cracks Down]

Losing some of the creative juices

I dunno if its just me, but, this just wasnt funny much.

You only gets a 7 cause of the easter egg.

[Link and Navi]

Im sick of this...

It seems NG is becoming more of a portal for low-quality flash movies instead of high-quality ones. Don't get me wrong, you sure must of spent a long time working on this movie and yeah a lot of people enjoyed it, but the movie itself isn't at all very good. The jokes weren't funny, the ideas have already been done and there was no originality. I feel like its just another VG parody, which makes it 5'd just because of the VG references. Sure this is successful but geez Ive seen much better, and I know you could probably do much better.

[The Legend of David 1]

Not funny

This is terrible. I could go on for ages about how bad it is and how this has insulted in OoT masterpiece, but I feel my words would be wasted, as a lot of the "OMG LOOK AT THIS ITS LEIK SO AMAZINGGGGGG" side of newgrounds would just be with such a mental disorder not to realise. But I would have to say that its not at all funny, animation is terrible and art is just scribbled. If the "SO AMAZINGGGGGGGGG" people didnt orgasm at the sight of a LoZ parody, then this wouldnt of done so well. At least there was some effort in this, I would have to credit that.

[COGS OF WAR 2]

awesome

exactly why i dont want GOW2.

[TakeTwo - Beginning]

what?

I get it and all but its boring, no animation and pretty pointless since you just got it off wikipedia anyways.

No stars for you!!!

Nqkoi1 responds:

You my good sir have a very interesting username.

[Super Lag Bros. Brawl!!!]

omg yeah

I was just about to get wi-fi for my brawl even though I heard about all this stuff, thanks for putting me off...

[Owls]

Meh

Badger badger was better. Yet another recent highly-rated poor submission.

I dont see the good stuff about this.

I'll give you a 3/5 for trying though.

[Charizard & Blastoise]

Eh...

When I first saw this I was like "Oh god no, not more pokemon porn on the net" but I was wrong.

I see a lot of reviews below this one saying "oh wow you worked so hard on this" and "Make more please!!!", I dont honestly see why.

I get the joke and everything, Blastoise pisses on Charizard harhar, but thats it. I was expecting much more, even in that filesize, unfortunately I was mistaken. The art is ok, they do look like their original versions but when animated you can blatently see you just stuck a load of movieclips together. Dont get me wrong, layers and that do work, but Blastoise had a pinned-on tail, rather like playing "pin the tail on the donkey".

Did I enjoy this movie? Not really, if anything I wasted time watching this, and even more time having to explain why I didnt enjoy it. There was little content, little effort, therefore little satisfaction.

If you do release another movie, try doing at least 3 sketches or something.