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Awesome Cracks Down Awesome Cracks Down

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Losing some of the creative juices

I dunno if its just me, but, this just wasnt funny much.

You only gets a 7 cause of the easter egg.

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Link and Navi Link and Navi

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Im sick of this...

It seems NG is becoming more of a portal for low-quality flash movies instead of high-quality ones. Don't get me wrong, you sure must of spent a long time working on this movie and yeah a lot of people enjoyed it, but the movie itself isn't at all very good. The jokes weren't funny, the ideas have already been done and there was no originality. I feel like its just another VG parody, which makes it 5'd just because of the VG references. Sure this is successful but geez Ive seen much better, and I know you could probably do much better.

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Dragonball Z - Filler Dragonball Z - Filler

Rated 4 / 5 stars


2nd best loop ever, just got beat by the morphing orgasm.

This was definately true, it got so annoying waiting for something to actually happen... but it just made me want to watch it more since it built up tension.

As for the flash itself, not bad bringing your own style of artwork into DBZ, it looks kinda nice. Maybe if you made a DBZ short...?

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Recent Game Reviews

NarutoCreate A Character4 NarutoCreate A Character4

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Its cool

Much better than some of the other stuff Ive reviewed recently :P

I might be a bit generous but Im a huge Naruto fan, and putting me as a naruto cosplay character is a step closer to the real thing. I just hope I don't actually start looking up headbands and kunai...

Its cool, not the best dress-up ive seen but theres some cool mash-ups you can have. I reckon there is not enough clothes really, and things like Lee/Guy's green clothes should have been a must. Yeah, the main disappointment is the lack of choice, put in more clothes, more customization and you're onto a winner.

Oh, and the clothes-over-each-other buttons? Theyre awesome :)

Knight-Of-Nights responds:

Lee/Guy's clothes are in there. I agree, the next step is to custom draw new things that add to selection but aren't character specific. Thanks for an honest review and not spamming a 10.

Pi-R Action Pi-R Action

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Why this game is deserving of this long review...

Im going to start at the positives, theres some good music from Blop (you should of credited blop though) and some basic everyone-knows-about gameplay, so its very pick-up-and-play. Invincibility and 10 points were nice litte gifts, and wii-compatible is always a nice boost. Its a very simple game, so theres nothing over-the-top about it. Um, Im starting to run out of things to say.

I could go on and on now about how good this game could of been but I shouldnt, I know you're not the most amazing flash programmer on the block and I cant expect you to of made the perfect game. What I will say is that you kinda stopped at what could of been more. For example, take my game SWW. We could of stopped at a few times, but we've kept building and building on top of it, until we can hopefully reach a skyscraper. Its like living in a flat when you can live in a house of your own.

Wow, I never knew I was that good at metaphorically speaking.

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&amp;lt; lightBot &amp;gt; < lightBot >

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Im a programmer so when I saw this I was like "OMG MUST PLAY". I completed it using 196 commands :P If no-one knows how to do the last two levels, you know you can put a function in a function, right? :D I love this game so much but I was disappointed when the game ended. I would love to do more puzzles like these!

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Recent Audio Reviews

!! Too Long !! !! Too Long !!

Rated 4 / 5 stars


the lyrics are horrible, but everything else is awesome.

Reminds me of Slipknot slightly.

Dance time!

CWN responds:

the lyrics on this song aren't suppose to be good. They were just what i felt at the time. no need to be artsyfartsy all the time :-)

Mega Man X2 - Charge Shot Mega Man X2 - Charge Shot

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I had to stop listening before my ears orgasmed.

Awesome work!!!

This really puts me in my place...

Death by bear (w/vox) Death by bear (w/vox)

Rated 4 / 5 stars


The lyrics didnt match the song much, his voice was too low. The solo could of been more meaty but the breakdown was pretty much leaking with awesomeness. The 1st chorus should of had a different riff - which just played the intro verse, which is just a different version of the verse... It could of been a bit faster as a whole but im not complaining about the speed or anything. Good job overall though.

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